You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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