I wanna passion pit in your ass
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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