The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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