So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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