She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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