I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
they need to just BURY HIM!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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