who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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