i already hear my dad disowning me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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