i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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