like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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