I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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