i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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