Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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