if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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