she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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