laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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