You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
50% drunk capacity currently
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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