Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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