I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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