Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
the raccoons are back...
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