I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its liver damage thursday
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