NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
All the doctor said was why
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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