We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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