i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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