We're facebook friends in real life
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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