I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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