sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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