is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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