Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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