is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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