...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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