She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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