talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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