If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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