Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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