I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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