Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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