Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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