my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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