Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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