he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I touched a dick in church today
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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