your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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