You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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