Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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