TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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