Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I need a burrito and a hug.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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