look no pants
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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