I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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