Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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