I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
tell me about the fingering
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